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Glossary of Terms

Cast of Characters

Writing The Book

PART 1:
Pre-Launch

October, 2008

1. Elbow Bending
2. Go Tell It at a Starbucks
3. A Day at the Orifice
4. Life Goes On
5. Cleaning House
6. Pulling Back the Curtain
7. Progress on the Social Front
8. A Welcome Interruption
9. Doubts and Worries
10. Getting Work Done at Work
11. Other People’s Money
12. First Date
13. Social Foreplay
14. Starbucks, Part Two
15. Digging In
16. Getting to Know You
17. Foreplay, The Sequel
18. Status: In a Relationship
19. The Debrief

PART 2:
Launch

January, 2009

20. The Good Old Hockey Game
21. Catching Up
22. Moving In
23. Dinner with Strangers
24. The User Interface
25. The Promo Plan
26. A Day at the Orifice, Part Two
27. Meet Gino
28. An Auction Teaser
29. Elbow Bending Fatigue
30. The Property Auction
31. So Long, Been Good to Know Ya
32. A Blessing in Disguise
33. Meet Ronald
34. Obama's Inauguration
35. Launch

PART 3:
Post-Launch

January 21, 2009 - June 2009

36. The Day After
37. The Day After, Part Two
38. Where There’s Smoke
39. Forget Clicks, How 'Bout Traffic?
40. Meet the Parents
41. Meet the Gay Guys
42. Johnny's on TV
43. Thomas' Big Adventure
44. Thomas' Big Adventure, Part Two
45. Starbucks, Part Three
46. Cracks in the Competition
47. Revenue
48. Night Skiing
EPILOGUE